Thursday, March 27, 2008

Pat Riley Trying To Woo David Stern

Pat Rileys Sexual Bribes Tempt David Stern To Allow Heat Into Playoffs

The Onion

Pat Riley's Sexual Bribes Tempt David Stern To Allow Heat Into Playoffs

NEW YORK—Sources close to the NBA commissioner say David Stern may yet succumb to the powerfully intoxicating sexual advances of Miami head coach Pat Riley and, in so doing, be convinced to allow the 12-57 Heat to enter the...

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