I'm not fucking with my roommate any more!
Monday, March 31, 2008
Friday, March 28, 2008
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Jerry O'Connell = Scientoligist
Hilarious parody of Tom Cruise's Scientology video....the laugh is dead on.
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words
Chris Rock & Rihanna......perving at its finest. 
Kids will play with anything in the mud.....
New Onyx Member!!!
Father & Son (aka Git-R-Dun & Psycho).......both arrested for various stupidity.
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Awwww Bushy.....
Best haircut ever.....
Kids will play with anything in the mud.....
New Onyx Member!!!
Father & Son (aka Git-R-Dun & Psycho).......both arrested for various stupidity.
.......
Awwww Bushy.....
Best haircut ever.....
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Those mysterious ads all over the city finally get a trailer......hilarious.
Monday, March 24, 2008
Stuff White People Like
Taken from Kanye's favourite links....the blog name pretty much says it all. A comprehensive list of "stuff white people like". Check the link below for the full blog and and #71 of "stuff white people like"....
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/
#71 Being the only white person around
February 20, 2008 by clander
This concept ties heavily into post #7 Diversity and post #19 Travelling, but is important that you fully understand how white people view authenticity and experience.
In most situations, white people are very comforted by seeing their own kind. However, when they are eating at a new ethnic restaurant or traveling to a foreign nation, nothing spoils their fun more than seeing another white person.
Many white people will look into the window of an ethnic restaurant to see if there are other white people in there. It is determined to be an acceptable restaurant if the white people in there are accompanied by ethnic friends. But if there is a table occupied entirely by white people, it is deemed unacceptable.
The arrival of the “other white people” to either restaurants or vacation spots instantly means that lines will grow, authenticity will be lost, and the euphoria of being a cultural pioneer will be over.
Being aware of this can be extremely valuable in your efforts to gain the trust of white friends and co-workers. If you bring a white person to an ethnic restaurant and another white person (or group of white people) shows up, you can lose all respect and trust that you have worked so hard to acquire. Do your best to find a table with a divider, or ask the waiter to put future white people out of sight.
Note: This does not apply to night clubs.
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/
#71 Being the only white person around
February 20, 2008 by clander
This concept ties heavily into post #7 Diversity and post #19 Travelling, but is important that you fully understand how white people view authenticity and experience.
In most situations, white people are very comforted by seeing their own kind. However, when they are eating at a new ethnic restaurant or traveling to a foreign nation, nothing spoils their fun more than seeing another white person.
Many white people will look into the window of an ethnic restaurant to see if there are other white people in there. It is determined to be an acceptable restaurant if the white people in there are accompanied by ethnic friends. But if there is a table occupied entirely by white people, it is deemed unacceptable.
The arrival of the “other white people” to either restaurants or vacation spots instantly means that lines will grow, authenticity will be lost, and the euphoria of being a cultural pioneer will be over.
Being aware of this can be extremely valuable in your efforts to gain the trust of white friends and co-workers. If you bring a white person to an ethnic restaurant and another white person (or group of white people) shows up, you can lose all respect and trust that you have worked so hard to acquire. Do your best to find a table with a divider, or ask the waiter to put future white people out of sight.
Note: This does not apply to night clubs.
Gang Activity In 2008
This is what gang members are involved in now??? What happened to drugs, violence and prostitution?
Wyclef Jean feat. Paul Simon
Very cool collaboration with a somewhat interesting video...Paul Simon does not appear because he and Wyclef are engaged in a cross genre "beef" (Ed's Note: complete bullshit).....
John Legend feat. Stephen Colbert
Stephen is really far too talented to be performing with hacks like John Legend...
Don't Be Mad, UPS Is Hiring....
The Real provides insight into one of the great Notorious B.I.G. lines (featuring Fedex & DHL)
Deconstructing Biggie: UPS is Hiring from jeff on Vimeo.
Deconstructing Biggie: UPS is Hiring from jeff on Vimeo.
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Mary Kate & Ashley Bang Will Arnett
Too funny......"Ashley" & "Mary Kate" double team Will Arnett. With a cameo by "Matthew McConaughey" and a sex machine....courtesy of funnyordie.com.
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Teriyaki Boyz feat. Busta Rhymes & Pharrell - Zock On!
Teriyaki Boyz bring back some of that ol' school flavour with an accented twist.....Busta and Pharrell give it some credibility. All around fun song and cool video with appearance by Nigo (A Bathing Ape).....
Friday, March 14, 2008
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Monday, March 3, 2008
Awesome Video - Gnarls Barkley/?uest Love - "Who's Gonna Save My Soul?"
?uest Love desperately wanted to leak this new track from Gnarls Barkely....so he did. And he made a cool little video to go along with it....check it out.
Random Pictures in the Media
That's a very big, purple purse...
Baby punches...
Oh Jay, you slay me...
The future has arrived...
Is that a microphone in your crotch or.......
Baby punches...
Oh Jay, you slay me...
The future has arrived...
Is that a microphone in your crotch or.......
The 36 Rules of Life
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often
3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious
8. A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter is not a nice person
9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program
10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip
11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good
13. Eat well, stay fit, and die anyway
14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it
15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes
16. A balanced diet is a muffin in each hand
17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places
18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming
19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it
20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on
21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again
22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends
23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator
24. Someone who thinks logically provides nice contrast to the real world
25. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat
26. If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
27. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
28. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them
29. You should not confuse your career with your life
30. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance
31. Never lick a steak knife
32.The most destructive force in the universe is gossip
33. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time
34. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment
35. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that deep down inside we ALL believe we are good drivers.
36. Your friends love you anyway.
2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often
3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious
8. A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter is not a nice person
9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program
10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip
11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good
13. Eat well, stay fit, and die anyway
14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it
15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes
16. A balanced diet is a muffin in each hand
17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places
18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming
19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it
20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on
21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again
22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends
23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator
24. Someone who thinks logically provides nice contrast to the real world
25. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat
26. If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
27. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
28. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them
29. You should not confuse your career with your life
30. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance
31. Never lick a steak knife
32.The most destructive force in the universe is gossip
33. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time
34. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment
35. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that deep down inside we ALL believe we are good drivers.
36. Your friends love you anyway.
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