?uest Love desperately wanted to leak this new track from Gnarls Barkely....so he did. And he made a cool little video to go along with it....check it out.
Monday, March 3, 2008
Random Pictures in the Media
That's a very big, purple purse...
Baby punches...
Oh Jay, you slay me...
The future has arrived...
Is that a microphone in your crotch or.......
Baby punches...
Oh Jay, you slay me...
The future has arrived...
Is that a microphone in your crotch or.......
The 36 Rules of Life
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often
3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious
8. A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter is not a nice person
9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program
10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip
11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good
13. Eat well, stay fit, and die anyway
14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it
15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes
16. A balanced diet is a muffin in each hand
17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places
18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming
19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it
20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on
21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again
22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends
23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator
24. Someone who thinks logically provides nice contrast to the real world
25. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat
26. If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
27. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
28. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them
29. You should not confuse your career with your life
30. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance
31. Never lick a steak knife
32.The most destructive force in the universe is gossip
33. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time
34. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment
35. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that deep down inside we ALL believe we are good drivers.
36. Your friends love you anyway.
2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often
3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious
8. A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter is not a nice person
9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program
10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip
11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good
13. Eat well, stay fit, and die anyway
14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it
15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes
16. A balanced diet is a muffin in each hand
17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places
18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming
19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it
20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on
21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again
22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends
23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator
24. Someone who thinks logically provides nice contrast to the real world
25. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat
26. If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
27. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
28. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them
29. You should not confuse your career with your life
30. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance
31. Never lick a steak knife
32.The most destructive force in the universe is gossip
33. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time
34. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment
35. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that deep down inside we ALL believe we are good drivers.
36. Your friends love you anyway.
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