Classic Larry David.....
Monday, March 24, 2008
Stuff White People Like
Taken from Kanye's favourite links....the blog name pretty much says it all. A comprehensive list of "stuff white people like". Check the link below for the full blog and and #71 of "stuff white people like"....
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/
#71 Being the only white person around
February 20, 2008 by clander
This concept ties heavily into post #7 Diversity and post #19 Travelling, but is important that you fully understand how white people view authenticity and experience.
In most situations, white people are very comforted by seeing their own kind. However, when they are eating at a new ethnic restaurant or traveling to a foreign nation, nothing spoils their fun more than seeing another white person.
Many white people will look into the window of an ethnic restaurant to see if there are other white people in there. It is determined to be an acceptable restaurant if the white people in there are accompanied by ethnic friends. But if there is a table occupied entirely by white people, it is deemed unacceptable.
The arrival of the “other white people” to either restaurants or vacation spots instantly means that lines will grow, authenticity will be lost, and the euphoria of being a cultural pioneer will be over.
Being aware of this can be extremely valuable in your efforts to gain the trust of white friends and co-workers. If you bring a white person to an ethnic restaurant and another white person (or group of white people) shows up, you can lose all respect and trust that you have worked so hard to acquire. Do your best to find a table with a divider, or ask the waiter to put future white people out of sight.
Note: This does not apply to night clubs.
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/
#71 Being the only white person around
February 20, 2008 by clander
This concept ties heavily into post #7 Diversity and post #19 Travelling, but is important that you fully understand how white people view authenticity and experience.
In most situations, white people are very comforted by seeing their own kind. However, when they are eating at a new ethnic restaurant or traveling to a foreign nation, nothing spoils their fun more than seeing another white person.
Many white people will look into the window of an ethnic restaurant to see if there are other white people in there. It is determined to be an acceptable restaurant if the white people in there are accompanied by ethnic friends. But if there is a table occupied entirely by white people, it is deemed unacceptable.
The arrival of the “other white people” to either restaurants or vacation spots instantly means that lines will grow, authenticity will be lost, and the euphoria of being a cultural pioneer will be over.
Being aware of this can be extremely valuable in your efforts to gain the trust of white friends and co-workers. If you bring a white person to an ethnic restaurant and another white person (or group of white people) shows up, you can lose all respect and trust that you have worked so hard to acquire. Do your best to find a table with a divider, or ask the waiter to put future white people out of sight.
Note: This does not apply to night clubs.
Gang Activity In 2008
This is what gang members are involved in now??? What happened to drugs, violence and prostitution?
Wyclef Jean feat. Paul Simon
Very cool collaboration with a somewhat interesting video...Paul Simon does not appear because he and Wyclef are engaged in a cross genre "beef" (Ed's Note: complete bullshit).....
John Legend feat. Stephen Colbert
Stephen is really far too talented to be performing with hacks like John Legend...
Don't Be Mad, UPS Is Hiring....
The Real provides insight into one of the great Notorious B.I.G. lines (featuring Fedex & DHL)
Deconstructing Biggie: UPS is Hiring from jeff on Vimeo.
Deconstructing Biggie: UPS is Hiring from jeff on Vimeo.
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